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I haven't changed the content here in a long time. And in truth... it doesn't matter what it says since this is just a page linking to my other pages... Here are random quotes.

"If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur." -Doug Larson

"Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs." -Christopher Hampton

"He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife." -Douglas Adams (Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

"What? Sorry, I was thinking about shredded chicken." -B. Willard Bishop