You’re Self-Conscious

nervousjoeI’m going to start a group. SSCPNSA. Somewhat Self-Concious People Not-So-Anonymous. I’m becoming convinced that there is no one in the world that wouldn’t qualify for the club. If you’ve ever done any of the following, welcome to the club:

  1. Paused for more than a minute revising a text message to someone you were interested in
  2. Pretended to lose track of what you’re saying just because you didn’t have the guts to say something really personally revealing
  3. Changed shirts more than 3 times before any event because your shirt didn’t look right
  4. Reconstructed a conversation in your mind, trying to make sure you said the right thing
  5. Used twitter

I’ve been stuck in an especially self concious mood today, so I thought I’d celebrate it by starting this club.  As a side note, here is a picture of one man who may be the world’s only non-member.

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5 Comments

  1. Britton, I am going to call you out on numero dos from now on no battle. And yes, I had it written “I am going to call you out on number two from now on” but I reread it and I thought it might make people think something weird of me so I changed it.

    I also changed my shirt 6 time for family dinner tonight finally settling on making Tyson pick one out for me.

    Posted June 14, 2009 at 8:40 pm | Permalink
  2. Is it terrible that I do numbers 1-4 on a tri+ -daily basis? Does the fact that I don’t Twitter lessen my severe Somewhat Self-Consciousness?

    Way to go, Chris..

    Posted June 17, 2009 at 11:14 am | Permalink
  3. Matt Show

    Chris used Twitter once…

    Posted June 17, 2009 at 5:24 pm | Permalink
  4. i twittered or tweeted once…then i unfettered myself from twitter. what an obnoxious service. i am so sick of myself i could scream!

    Posted June 21, 2009 at 11:43 pm | Permalink
  5. Tha’ so cute. :)

    Posted June 23, 2009 at 9:01 am | Permalink