Is it possible to have a midlife crisis at 23? Because if so… I think I’m having one. Is the corporate world going to swallow me up for the next 40 years? Aaah! Therefore, to counterbalance my frustrations, I have decided to do the following:
Go skydiving as soon as I get back to Provo- Buy a scooter
- Go to more concerts
- Shoot Matt Showalter with a supersoaker
- Read Atlas Shrugged
- Change my nationality to Swahili
- When I have the money, buy a Caterham 7
That is all. Hopefully through these actions, I will ward off (or at least sufficiently ignore) the fact that I’m growing up and that real jobs don’t sound exciting.
On a positive note, I recently saw a YouTube video of a dog that walks like a human. Thank you, Jaclyn Jones Almost-Bishop.
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I will gladly accept your supersoaker to the face.
I’d be in to do all that stuff, but you should look into a Caterham R500. Look for Top Gear videos about the R500 on YouTube, and you’ll get converted.
Sassy :D
Dude two things. I will race thine 7 in my Exige some day. And second- I am selling my scooter. $600. If you interested you have my digits.
Great post Britton. I feel for you in the mid-life crisis thing. But man, I am really having to hold back from telling you all the ways network marketing can quell the storms within you… hope all is well in TX.
Believe me, before you blink you will be sucked in and 40. Live for all it’s worth. Read mine and weep!