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Walk-by Quote:
“I just saw a guy that had a Macbook and was listening to an iPod the other day. That is so American.”

Text from ThinkGeek

Every mythic hero normally has an equally mythic weapon. Zeus had his thunderbolts. Thor had his hammer, Mjolnir. King Arthur had his Excalibur. Frodo and Bilbo had their Sting. Rhydderch Hael had his Dyrnwyn. King Kong had his bananas…you get the idea. It’s time for you to join the ranks of the heroes and heroines of lore as you wield your own legendary weapon in your battle against a very powerful foe: hunger.

The Titanium Spork is ready for the challenge. Titanium is known for its great strength, corrosion resistance, and light weight, which makes this spork a valuable asset around feeding time. Imagine how much more food you could shovel in at your local buffet if you didn’t have to worry about the strain of picking up a heavy fork or spoon. Your food consumption can become the stuff of legends. Even just holding the Titanium Spork in your hand, you can feel its power. It is perhaps the greatest gastronomic invention since lickable wallpaper. Hunger, beware – your end is near!

Real Version:
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Better Version:

When you run a website, you can see where all the people accessing your site are from. No specifics, really, but you can see what city they’re in and how long they stuck around. So just for fun, I thought I’d everyone know a few cities we’ve had visitors from:

• Saskatoon, Canada
• Palermo, Italy
• Brugge, Belgium
• Ulaanbataar, Mongolia
• Izmir, Turkey
• Moscow, Russia
• Vilnius, Lithuania
• Kopavogur, Iceland
• Dresden, Germany

Thanks to all you people in the world that somehow ended up here. A special thanks to our German friend, who stuck around on the page for 21 minutes. Glad to hear that Germans love YouTube as much as we do. In your honor, I’ve added a few pictures from a Google search of the word “German.”

Hey look! German keyboards are slightly different. Neat!