Have you seen my dog?

Phone Conversation
Tyson- “UVU Bookstore computers.”
Customer- “Hi do you have any sales coming up?”
Tyson- “Yes there is going to be a sale on the 2nd, though I am not aware of what products will be on sale, or the discounts we will be offering.”
Customer- “What about the iPod Touch?”
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The reason I don’t know what will be on sale is because my manager hasn’t even decided yet. Managers are awesome too.
Is life worth living, should I Christmas Past myself?
I am tired of being poor and even worse I am.
Lets put on our sweaters and have a Christmas Jam.
Ok so I am not Chad and struggle with writing my own lyrics so I will just put this out there…
I called Whitney Hopes and we have now combined our parties. Same place, same time, but we will just do a gift exchange instead of drawing names because their are too many people. So that means…get a cool gift for an unspecific person, less than $20, and bring it. Sorry if you already got a present for someone, just bring it anyway. Also- we need people to bring food. So…
Girls- Sweet treats…with the exception of Britton and Chris who are having a bake-off that we will all judge to see who is the Ultimate Human Being.
Boys- Salty treats(aka chips and dips)
If this is not self-explanatory… Holla atcha gurl.